Things i would like to say to you (series)....

1. you are honestly my oldest and closest friend, and i love you to death, you are an awesome person. i know over the years our interests have caused us to drift apart sometimes, but i feel more comfortable around you than anyone else. around you i can be my true self and not have to worry about what others will think. i just want to say that i appreciate all the times that you've been there for me and i know that we are always going to be friends. even when we go off to college and get jobs i know we will stay in touch and when we get together it will be like nothing changed. ill miss those study sessions where we dont really study at all. LOL. and those random ass nights where we drive around being SBAMF's. so again thank you for being more than just my friend but like my brother.

2. i used to consider you my best friend. back in eighth grade we were like brothers. i thought we were going to be the best of friends for ever. like one of those friends that ill get together with when im older and play poker with. but then in 10th grade you decided to change. you decided you didnt want to be the cool guy that i was friends with since middle school. instead you decided to be someone you thought u had to be in order for people to think you were "cool" (and news flash for you, you arent all that "cool" now that you have changed). you decided to ditch all your friends and hang out with the "new guy" and that really hurt. it felt as though someone had just stabed me in the back. i mean we are still friends today, sure. but it'll never be like it once was. and after high school i dont see us continuing our friendship to be completely honest.

3. ok you need to SHUT the FUCK UP!! its not cute when you blurt out the answer all the time or try to be all cute like and make jokes. its just fucking annoying. i mean sure you are sort of good looking, but you are prob the most annoying person i have ever had to deal with in a class....wait correction one of the worst. *cough orr cough*. i would love to just put some duck tape over your mouth one day. i think that would be one of the best days.

4. ok you also need to SHUT the FUCK UP!! stop acting like you know everything and stop trying to kiss ass to the teacher because you know what your a fucking senior, get over it. i dont know what it is, i mean i dont know you personally (thank god) but just the way you talk is fucking annoying as hell. like i just want to cut off my ears when you start to talk so i dont have to listen to your shit. oh and fyi using a latin phrase that you used in a convo w/ ur daddy doesnt count as a latin moment, and neither does saying oh i saw someone who looked like juno or w/e. oh ya and park your fucking vespa or "bike" as you refer to it on the fucking grass or bike rack because taking up an entire parking spot for that pos is bull shit. seriously one day im going to pick it up and move it by the dumpsters.

5. ok you also need to shut the fuck up! im sure me and the rest of the world would love it if you would just sit in class and not say a word for the rest of the year because you are seriously the most annoying person i have ever met. and u need to do something about that stuffy nose thing. hearing you take those deep breaths in class gets so fucking annoying. do something about that.

6. i have always been a bit envious of you. everyone (esp. the girls) think that you are the shit (or used to anyway i dont really know anymore). it just seemed like you had it all. the girl, the favorable genetic make-up, and a lot of friends. i used to remember i always wished that i could be like you. and when i had something that i thought beat you, you took that too. but now i realize your not anything special, if anything i think im better.